Outis Eelkõige

Those women were all in the wrong place for tryouts for the roll of Truly’s bête noire, Periwinkle’s nimesis, the insatiable Ms Trulie Skrumshus. It’s more of a Chekhov method role. They should’ve been at Fuck E. Cheese. The role has a lot of turnover. We go through a dozen or so Trulie per season. And two seasons ago they almost killed another Periwinkle in real…”

Seventy Series Sunday

Pendragon and the Murder of Exes, this paper trail of women I inherited from Ron Allen and John Sinclair, that occasionally drag me into the incestuous above ground gene pool of Detroit artists, musicians and writers that like reading  my angry scribbles, which usually come out of my  childhood traumas, and the randomly reoccurring trysts I have with Watts Eurname, Umma Heyboo and Trulie Skrumshus.

Vellocet, Judy, Layla & Khamyla

Tonight’s line dancing instructor, Eric the Techno Viking and Tonight’s dance. The Runaway Thriller.

The stereo in the middle of the dancefloor says, “Our niggah gone. MJ. Thump Thump! Our niggah gone. M. J. Thump Thump!

The announcer shouts, “Okay ladies, you know the rules.

You know the point value system 

Each zombie has icky sticky zombie goo on their paws, color coded paint markers on their hands. 

CYOA, guard the Punani,don’t let them touch yo hair, and above all Protect the Bouncy Castle!