And have a Truly Scrumptious Day Ma’am…
Month: March 2023
Warning!YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE MAGENTA ZONE
ESTIVAL WEEKEND
This side of the street you’re on festival grounds. Have fun.
That side over there is a RESTRICTED AREA! Furries will be shot!
That side of the boulevard, YOU IN DA HOOD.
Furries must take their heads off or they will be shot.
So, See. What had happend, was…
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence? Every episode starts as such Part 1: Sydney Sedditt I’m jiggling my earbuds, trying to focus, annoyed, ‘cause I’m missing Ghetto News […]
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Those women were all in the wrong place for tryouts for the roll of Truly’s bête noire, Periwinkle’s nimesis, the insatiable Ms Trulie Skrumshus. It’s more of a Chekhov method role. They should’ve been at Fuck E. Cheese. The role has a lot of turnover. We go through a dozen or so Trulie per season. And two seasons ago they almost killed another Periwinkle in real…”
