STFU Editor’s Copy.

— Posted inFiction, Healing Modalities for Sapio-Sexuals, imagINary Friends, Imaginary Places, RPG, Section 31, WTW — 72 min read

Meet Ms Palimpsest Vellocet, Senior Account Executive  in Charge of New Authors. The subject and narrator of  this episode stares out the window of her ninth floor corner office, and sees nothing. Not even the cloud of bubbles blowing past. Only angry dark red. Turns and says with a voice like Bob Newhart, “Hold on, I’m texting. P Vellocet to PenMan: WTF R U? and half assed listening to Judy, my new Admin. Pissed, ‘cause it’s  Monday. I gotta work. And…  

Hu Nu

— Posted inFiction, Healing Modalities for Sapio-Sexuals, imagINary Friends, Imaginary Places, Section 31, WTW — 12 min read

The members of the creative department are waiting in their studio, smiling and confident like I’ve never seen them. And for the first time, all at the same time. They stopped sipping on their coffee or tea or what ever Copy Loo Wack is and introduce themselves one by one.

First, My admin Judy, looks over her glasses at me as she walks past saying, something like, 你比我想像的更有吸引力 Hi Mister Day.

Bubble Day

— Posted inCommunity Arts, Fiction, Imaginary Places, Section 31 — 2 min read

Mrs. Shadetree is saying, “Your garden? Butterfly. I packed you a lunch. That’s not sorrowful anger. You’re feeling, parental annoyance. What’s wrong? Wait! I’m early. What’s wrong. Time displacement. You gotta go. Cassie’s on the way. I packed you a lunch.”
The rotary phone on the kitchen wall rings, she answers, “Shadetrees’. Good morning!